`This is a life where you have to take what you can when you can while you can - because you can't take it with you.' Ealing Broadway. 42 and bankrupt, the consequence of highly dysfunctional parents who insist he's adopted. `Life's a balance of one’s expectations and the budget available,' he says and he was on a pretty tight budget both financially and emotionally already. `My economic "outlook" must not look good. I’d spent most of my money on booze, drugs and Eastern European prostitutes. Why? Well, for one thing, Eastern European prostitutes are a lot better educated than the local prostitutes from the West.
Apart from referring to himself in the 3rd person, Chassis Albuquerque suffered from a speech defect as a child – when he spoke, he continuously lied and to counter this habit was given a typewriter by his parents and began to write.
“My life’s full of them, outrageous exaggerations, I write because no one believes what I say."
Chassis Albuquerque currently lives in London with his wife and baby daughter. He is on a diet (Low Carb) and learning Polish - this is unrelated to anything literary, he just thought to mention it.
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