Macadamian Pliers seems pleasant enough. After all, the Raines shouldn't judge him because of his stitched shut eye, that twist of a smile, the strange angles he's made of. He's sold them a beautiful house... and he'll send them screaming from it if it's the last thing he does. Frank Raine loves ghosts, so the fact that there's one in the house is totally awesome. His new friend, Jack, ain't that bad either.
Steve Conoboy wrote approximately 73 dillion words before deciding which ones to publish. He's still not sure they're in the correct order, and wishes they'd sort themselves out. He was once seen by a ghost, has bitten a werewolf, and one time he was invited in by a vampire but declined the offer. Spectres would invade the home he shares with his partner in North East England, but they're too scared of the kids and cats.