For fans of Marc Richard who don't have time to read a whole novel. The perfect bathroom reader. This is how he got his start. Includes short stories, dumb ramblings and poetry that will probably make you feel better about yourself. Filled with equal parts darkness and light, and Marc's trademark twisted sense of humor. See people get shot out of trees, get eaten by sharks while figure skating, travel through space and time, kill for Christmas gifts.
Harm's Way is a quaint little novel about eleven typecast teenagers who decide, after much convincing, to spend a week out of their summer vacation in Ben's cabin in the deep Vermont woods. These woods have a terrible history, and as soon as they arrive at camp and see a dead girl skewered on the newel post, they realize that there is a killer on the loose. Like the idiots that they are, they decide to stay the week anyway, and so, thankfully, one by one they get slaughtered.
Everything is actions and reactions. Every movement begets another. God blessed the wings of the fly to teach us a lesson. But I'll be damned if I know what that lesson is. Whether you like a good love story, satire, sci-fi, horror, surrealist humor, or just plain words, you'll hate this book. Not at all inspired by the Torah or the Bible, this will move your bowels. Every chapter reads like its own story, but also like a novel. It's hard to explain.
It’ll End In Tears tells the tale of a rather mediocre psychologist with Borderline Personality Disorder. After eight years of trying to keep up with his moods, his wife Elisa has reached her breaking point and they separate. Meanwhile, he has taken on a rather disturbing patient named Bryan. He has a lot of sympathy for poor Bryan, but his care for him is rather confounded by his own emotions- the depression, the rage, and the fact that he just can’t shake the feeling that his wife may be in love with someone else.
My husband and I live in Baja California, Mexico. Specifically, San Felipe. We are 150 miles South of El Centro, on the East Coast of Baja, right on the Sea of Cortez. In the 1970's I drove from Los Angeles to the West Coast of Baja to Rosarito Beach and Ensenada many times. But I never even knew about the East Coast of Baja. My husbands' family settled here first in the mid-90's. I've been here since 2002 and I Love living here.
We are more than just a sack of blood and bones. Us humans are capable of one of the more basic yet complex emotions. We call it "love", and it is governed by forces far greater than you and me. And it usually comes when you stop searching for it. This is one such story of love lost and found and lost and found... Have you ever felt like you found your Soul Mate? Ronnie and Helen have. They are madly, truly, deeply in love. In a bond so strong nothing can break it. Not even death.
Growing older has some wonderful benefits. But as we age, our Health becomes the most important thing to us. "Mel" is a Non-Fiction short story, chronicling a real person living in a Nursing Home. It will give you a glimpse into his Anger, Grief, Depression and Fear of losing control over his own life. It is a dark piece, with only a sprinkle of humor. Sometimes we don't think about those that are caring for us, even in our darkest days.
Inspired by his children and several children in a local daycare, Zys and Zurls is a 200+page riddle eBook with over 100 original illustrations for children from 7-16. You know the ages when your kids tell jokes and riddles relentlessly. Created for children, with constant input from children in this age range, Zys and Zurls has sold in almost a dozen countries worldwide. And they just uploaded it on 9 February 2015.
Renee Lockhart has her eye on a lofty goal…to fill the open position of morning radio show host at the station where she works. When her co-workers sign her up for a local TV version of The Bachelor, Renee goes along with it in order to raise her profile. Upon seeing her bumbling audition, Ben McConnell, one of the most eligible bachelors in town, insists that Renee be placed on the show.
Time cannot imprison love nor hold it in place. At Balmoral, a two-hundred-year-old estate in old Northampton, love calls and only the heart can answer. When five-year-old Albert Farraday first sets foot on the grounds of Balmoral, he senses its magic. After he returns from the Korean War and is employed as the caretaker, Camille, the mysterious new wife of the owner of the estate, leads Albert to believe there is indeed a force drawing the love-worn to Balmoral.