Steve Conoboy

Steve Conoboy wrote approximately 73 dillion words before deciding which ones to publish. He's still not sure they're in the correct order, and wishes they'd sort themselves out. He was once seen by a ghost, has bitten a werewolf, and one time he was invited in by a vampire but declined the offer. Spectres would invade the home he shares with his partner in North East England, but they're too scared of the kids and cats.