The Mixed Doner Murders

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November 11, 2021  |  1,097 views  |  0 reviews / comments

The Mixed Doner Murders by Johnny Two Kebabs. Book coverWho is Johnny Two Kebabs?

There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet merely in the tradition of Irish blarney and storytelling? Is it a type of Celtic mythology about larger than life figures? Were the comics which mysteriously appeared on the Internet in 2020 just fake news? 

This third instalment is arguably the most important volume yet by Johnny as it firmly establishes him as one of the great ‘thinkers’ of modern times.


Author's Notes

This is the third instalment in the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs. It is perhaps the most exciting of the cases he has worked on as a "conscious vigilante" on the streets of south London.

About Johnny Two Kebabs

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Like top athletes and artists Johnny developed certain approaches to his chosen fields of expertise, often he has described to me the "state of flow" he experiences when he achieves a particular goal. The most famous example, of course, is when he ate two done kebabs in less than two minutes (after already having downed thirteen pints of lager) but this is not Johnny's sole achievement. Today...

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