What Now, Emma Lenford?

How should I say this... well, my name is Emma Lenford, and my life is actually a sit-com.

I've seen the dark side of the cold Wisconsin moon, and I've also seen Jon Bon Jovi's tour bus at the nearby 7-Eleven. I could also mention that I've been kidnapped on multiple occasions, and I've somehow been tormented (mentally) by 'female body massagers' before, as well as tortured (a bit physically) by a few too many deranged local individuals, but it's all been done in good, I mean, humorous taste.

Sometimes you just have to laugh like there is a tomorrow.

Author's Notes

Oh, God, Emma Lenford.

I watch way too many sit-coms, and maybe that's how I naturally came to write my own, because I feel like What Now, Emma Lenford? is like the first season of a wonderfully tragic series to come. Each chapter I write is like a stand-alone episode, but they all tie together like a real comedy on the screen.

I love my Emma. I love the terribly unfortunate situations she always somehow gets herself into. And I love her attitude; such a funny little trooper.

Writing this book was a surprisingly fast process for me. Usually, you see, it can take... well, years, even, to get a whole book done for me. However, every night for months I would sit and just write and write and write this thing, because I loved it that much; I looked forward to doing it every day. It put me in such a great mood, really, and it made me discover what I could really do within that whole entire world of comedy.

And there's so much more I could say... but if I kept on going, I would give a lot away (rhyme, dog!). So, I'll stop there and just let y'all check it out for yourselves!

Enjoy reading!

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Genre: Fiction > Humor

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